Not Me Monday :)

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This is my first week doing this and I hope it gets some laughs
I did NOT put Stinky aka Makayla's high chair in the living room so I could iron and play online.She has just learned to walk and is every.where.
I did NOT just use a washcloth to wipe the chocolate out of Mack's hair and send her to school this way..oh and I did NOT send her to school in clothes that were on the couch all wrinkled( those who know me know I have an OCD about ironing the clothes before wearing them out of the house).
I did NOT take Stinky to the store with cookie on her face and in her hair that got there when she was in the highchair in the living room...Nope not me at all.
I am sure next week I will have more to tell and I hope they are not to bad